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[onlytwoexpressions]

Hello. You have reached the personal comm of Ultra Magnus, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord. Second-in-Command of the Lost Light. I am unable to receive your communication at the moment, but if you could leave a detailed message, clearly stating your name, purpose of call, the exact date and time, and a method of which I can contact you, I will return your communication as soon as I am personally able.

If this is an urgent matter, please state BEFORE you state your name the nature and urgency of your situation on a scale of one to ten; One being a minor emergency, ten being the rough equivalent of a necrotitan resurfacing and wreaking havoc on--

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text - callout post for tarn

[knaval]

tanr
angertty
gte him awsy from ship,

Re: text

[onlytwoexpressions]

Riptide, we've discussed this.

Texting while drinking is a recipe for grammatical disaster.

Do not make me confiscate your MID or manually engage your FIM chip.

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[knaval]

[for fuck's sake magnus okay the next reply is a filter]

TARN
ANGRY
GET AWAY
SHIP

Re: text

[onlytwoexpressions]

Tarn?!

What's he doing, Riptide?! Where are you?! Where is he?!

Re: text

[knaval]

CARGO
FIGHTING
DEAD

Re: text

[onlytwoexpressions]

I'm on my way, Riptide! Disengage!

I repeat, DISENGAGE!!

Re: text

[knaval]

IMPOSSIBLE
TRAPPED
SORRY

Re: text

[onlytwoexpressions]

Riptide, this will be the first and only time you will ever hear or see me say this:

Stop focusing on spelling words properly and get to safety! Now!

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[knaval]

REPEAT
CAN'T


BYE