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Hello. You have reached the personal comm of Ultra Magnus, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord. Second-in-Command of the Lost Light. I am unable to receive your communication at the moment, but if you could leave a detailed message, clearly stating your name, purpose of call, the exact date and time, and a method of which I can contact you, I will return your communication as soon as I am personally able. If this is an urgent matter, please state BEFORE you state your name the nature and urgency of your situation on a scale of one to ten; One being a minor emergency, ten being the rough equivalent of a necrotitan resurfacing and wreaking havoc on-- BEEP

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In your case, I'm willing to allow an extension of five per galactic standard calendar week. Six if that week contains a universally recognized holiday. However, I'll need to see notes from both Ratchet and Rung before I issue the official extension.

aww look at you making grammatical exceptions for me next thing i know i'll bet you'll be outside my door with a vial don't worry i won't tell megatron you're cheating on him ;)

I'm not sure what you're implying. What would I be cheating on? The last exam he gave I passed with extra credit. Riptide, are you implying I earned my grade dishonestly?

oh huh your not okay never mind bad joke magnus i'm not implying that because i dont want you to prove me wrong because i know you dont need to

Bad joke? What was the joke?

just y'know some light fraternisation with megatron...

[He hasn't responded. But that's okay, because you can literally hear his giant footsteps running down the hallway towards your room, Riptide. They sound like angry footsteps.]

[Well, all of his footsteps sound angry. In reality, this is a full on panic.]

RIPTIDE!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN GET AN IDEA LIKE THAT?! ARE THERE RUMORS?! WHO IS PERPETUATING SUCH DAMAGING CONTENT?! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT RUMORS!!!

Uhhh--

[riptide opens his door, squints at magnus. he's surpringly calm despite magnus's reaction.]

It's not a rumor so much as most of us just... assumed? You two act like you've been conjunx for millenia, sometimes.

We have an ideal working relationship.

He gives insightful orders, I follow them to the letter. I write in-depth, detailed reports, and he actually reads them.

That is as far as it goes.

Except for the extra credit on his assignments.

That is something I do because extra credit is something I personally enjoy and he allows me the opportunity for it.

No further.

You're emotionally good for each other and work together well in every professional and personal aspect.

I think you should consider it.

Emotions have nothing to do with it.

He is a capable leader. I will follow him without question.

And he has impeccable handwriting.

That doesn't affect his capacity as a leader, it's just something I noticed and can thoroughly appreciate.

Uh huh. And how close did you get to him to notice that.

Like. Right pressed up against his back?

[riptide is interested to see how far he can push this.]

What? No.

I noticed in a memo he sent me.

I remember it quite clearly. I said to myself 'Now this is very articulate handwriting. Letters are evenly spaced. It is succinct and to the point. No wasted words. This is what a memo should be.'

Then I showed it to Rodimus and he made a very rude noise.

Have you framed any of his memos? Do you keep a handwriting sample of his next to your berth?

No. That's obsessive and frankly terrifying.

I did, however, send him a response explaining that I appreciated the time he spent composing the memo and encouraged him to send out more. Not just to myself, but to the entire crew.

I've never been happier to hear you say those words, Magnus. I was worried for a moment.

[he folds his arms and leans against the door.]

This has been an extremely educational unexpected visit. Thank you for your time.

I'm glad I could be of assistance to you, Riptide. And I am equally glad I was able to clear up this egregious misunderstanding.

And...off the record...

It is nice to see you smiling again.

You cleared it up alright!

[he giggles a little, even!]

It's because of you and your banter, you giant nerd. Don't forget that either.

I...I am glad to have been of some assistance, Riptide.

Especially after the great injustice I caused when I arrived.

You deserve to smile.

...It's okay, I would've done the same.

I...am glad. To hear that you understand my point of view.

It might not have been right but...in the end, I want to make the best of our time here and our current situation.

With your help, of course.

[LSITEN SOMETHING NON MANDATED IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!!! riptide takes a step towards magnus, then suddenly darts forward to wrap his arms around that GIANT WAIST as best he can. he knew he had to get magnus by surprise.

hugging magnus isn't a position he ever thought he'd be in, but here we are.]

Riptide...

[He's certainly taken aback, but as opposed to pulling away, he merely settle a giant Magnus hand atop Riptide's head.]

[muffled, because his face is pressed into the rippling abs of the new armour:] If you're about to tell me I need to fill out a form I will find the strength to suplex you.

No...

I was about to tell you that this embrace is a breach of the Autobot Code of Conduct, section XII, sub section 9: 'Conducting yourself in the company of a commanding officer.'

... ... ...

And that...just this once...

...Let's just say I'm drawing a blank as to what sub section 9 says.

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