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IC INBOX AND MAILBOX FOR thissavrou

Hello. You have reached the personal comm of Ultra Magnus, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord. Second-in-Command of the Lost Light. I am unable to receive your communication at the moment, but if you could leave a detailed message, clearly stating your name, purpose of call, the exact date and time, and a method of which I can contact you, I will return your communication as soon as I am personally able. If this is an urgent matter, please state BEFORE you state your name the nature and urgency of your situation on a scale of one to ten; One being a minor emergency, ten being the rough equivalent of a necrotitan resurfacing and wreaking havoc on-- BEEP

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magnus its one letter youve written millions of reports and probably missed like one letter before without noticing

Riptide, that is akin to accusing me of murder. Murder of our language.

accidents happen magnus

Yes, and I correct them. Whether they be grammatical or physical. I am slipping.

ONE LETTER

That's how it starts! Next thing you know, I'll be abusing punctuation!

dunno,,, what you; mean?@

THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR THE PROPER USE OF A SEMI-COLON! YOU CAN'T JUST SLAP PUNCTUATION WHEREVER YOU WANT! THAT'S BARBARIC!

¿ƃuoɹʍ sʇɐɥʍ

Please tell me that's you and not my optics malfunctioning. Nevermind, I'm making an appointment with Ratchet right now.

IT WAS ME DONT GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH RATCHET OMG

I'm getting them checked out anyway. When I start seeing things upside-down, that means I'm overdue for maintenance, regardless of the cause.

magnus i just screwed around with the mid settings

How did you do that? Don't do it again. I almost had spark failure. Never play with words. Unless it's a play on words. Those are acceptable, but only if they are used infrequently enough to be enjoyable. I've found the socially acceptable limit is two per galactic standard calendar week.

why? i personally enjoy plays on words are you saying i should withhold making myself happy? isn't that the opposite of what the problem here was

In your case, I'm willing to allow an extension of five per galactic standard calendar week. Six if that week contains a universally recognized holiday. However, I'll need to see notes from both Ratchet and Rung before I issue the official extension.

aww look at you making grammatical exceptions for me next thing i know i'll bet you'll be outside my door with a vial don't worry i won't tell megatron you're cheating on him ;)

I'm not sure what you're implying. What would I be cheating on? The last exam he gave I passed with extra credit. Riptide, are you implying I earned my grade dishonestly?

oh huh your not okay never mind bad joke magnus i'm not implying that because i dont want you to prove me wrong because i know you dont need to

Bad joke? What was the joke?

just y'know some light fraternisation with megatron...

[He hasn't responded. But that's okay, because you can literally hear his giant footsteps running down the hallway towards your room, Riptide. They sound like angry footsteps.]

[Well, all of his footsteps sound angry. In reality, this is a full on panic.]

RIPTIDE!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN GET AN IDEA LIKE THAT?! ARE THERE RUMORS?! WHO IS PERPETUATING SUCH DAMAGING CONTENT?! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT RUMORS!!!

Uhhh--

[riptide opens his door, squints at magnus. he's surpringly calm despite magnus's reaction.]

It's not a rumor so much as most of us just... assumed? You two act like you've been conjunx for millenia, sometimes.

We have an ideal working relationship.

He gives insightful orders, I follow them to the letter. I write in-depth, detailed reports, and he actually reads them.

That is as far as it goes.

Except for the extra credit on his assignments.

That is something I do because extra credit is something I personally enjoy and he allows me the opportunity for it.

No further.

You're emotionally good for each other and work together well in every professional and personal aspect.

I think you should consider it.

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