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Hello. You have reached the personal comm of Ultra Magnus, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord. Second-in-Command of the Lost Light. I am unable to receive your communication at the moment, but if you could leave a detailed message, clearly stating your name, purpose of call, the exact date and time, and a method of which I can contact you, I will return your communication as soon as I am personally able. If this is an urgent matter, please state BEFORE you state your name the nature and urgency of your situation on a scale of one to ten; One being a minor emergency, ten being the rough equivalent of a necrotitan resurfacing and wreaking havoc on-- BEEP

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What? No one told me that. Are you suggesting one cannot banter without making up gibberish?

giggity wot m8 u aint ready for next level bantyburns

I think reading that made my fuel injector misfire because bile is literally rising in my throat.

that's too bad, magnus really it is

I refuse to believe that banter subsists off of made up words and actual nonsense! If that were the case, then we'd all sound like raving lunatics!

okay but seriously it does require a lot of thinking outside the box can u think outside the box magnus can do u it on the fly, with no preplanning and no like fighting thinking outside the box i mean like words using incorrect grammar on the fly

Everything you just said is something that I personally consider morally reprehensible.

but its what makes people smile and laugh look at it this way banter isn't something you do all the time there are certain situations where it's expected so you can limit your grammar warping to those mandated and approved social situations

But...grammar is always contextually appropriate. If we start to decide when grammar is and is not appropriate, we risk slipping to far.

TOO

Primus above, I made a typo?! I've never done that before! Riptide, what's happening to me?! Is this what banter does?! I was a fool, thinking I could play fast and loose with grammar!!

magnus its one letter youve written millions of reports and probably missed like one letter before without noticing

Riptide, that is akin to accusing me of murder. Murder of our language.

accidents happen magnus

Yes, and I correct them. Whether they be grammatical or physical. I am slipping.

ONE LETTER

That's how it starts! Next thing you know, I'll be abusing punctuation!

dunno,,, what you; mean?@

THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR THE PROPER USE OF A SEMI-COLON! YOU CAN'T JUST SLAP PUNCTUATION WHEREVER YOU WANT! THAT'S BARBARIC!

¿ƃuoɹʍ sʇɐɥʍ

Please tell me that's you and not my optics malfunctioning. Nevermind, I'm making an appointment with Ratchet right now.

IT WAS ME DONT GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH RATCHET OMG

I'm getting them checked out anyway. When I start seeing things upside-down, that means I'm overdue for maintenance, regardless of the cause.

magnus i just screwed around with the mid settings

How did you do that? Don't do it again. I almost had spark failure. Never play with words. Unless it's a play on words. Those are acceptable, but only if they are used infrequently enough to be enjoyable. I've found the socially acceptable limit is two per galactic standard calendar week.

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