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Hello. You have reached the personal comm of Ultra Magnus, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord. Second-in-Command of the Lost Light. I am unable to receive your communication at the moment, but if you could leave a detailed message, clearly stating your name, purpose of call, the exact date and time, and a method of which I can contact you, I will return your communication as soon as I am personally able.

If this is an urgent matter, please state BEFORE you state your name the nature and urgency of your situation on a scale of one to ten; One being a minor emergency, ten being the rough equivalent of a necrotitan resurfacing and wreaking havoc on--

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Re: text - b4 aging thing

[onlytwoexpressions]

I know it is.

But I believe you can do it.

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[knaval]

magnus
is it selfish to feel like this?

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[onlytwoexpressions]

Not at all.

Why would you think that?

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[knaval]

i dont know
it feels really self absorbed

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[onlytwoexpressions]

Rodimus calls it 'taking stock.'

[He is attempting a joke.]

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[knaval]

clever

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[onlytwoexpressions]

I'm trying to polish up my 'banter' in hopes it will help me acclimate myself better to our new ship.

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[knaval]

it made me feel better!!
so good job youre getting it mims

[it didn't but... this is just how riptide is.]

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[onlytwoexpressions]

I wouldn't mind trying more banter with you in the future, Riptide.

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[knaval]

its the one thing im good at magnus

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[onlytwoexpressions]

Then you can be my coach.

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[knaval]

are you sure you can handle the banter science of banterbury
it involves lots of fake words

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[onlytwoexpressions]

What? No one told me that. Are you suggesting one cannot banter without making up gibberish?

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[knaval]

giggity wot m8 u aint ready for next level bantyburns

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[onlytwoexpressions]

I think reading that made my fuel injector misfire because bile is literally rising in my throat.

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[knaval]

that's
too bad, magnus
really it is

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[onlytwoexpressions]

I refuse to believe that banter subsists off of made up words and actual nonsense! If that were the case, then we'd all sound like raving lunatics!

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[knaval]

okay but seriously
it does require a lot of thinking outside the box
can u think outside the box magnus
can do u it on the fly, with no preplanning
and no like fighting thinking outside the box
i mean like words
using incorrect grammar on the fly

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[onlytwoexpressions]

Everything you just said is something that I personally consider morally reprehensible.

Re: text - b4 aging thing

[knaval]

but its what makes people smile and laugh
look at it this way
banter isn't something you do all the time
there are certain situations where it's expected
so you can limit your grammar warping to those mandated and approved social situations

Re: text - b4 aging thing 1/3

[onlytwoexpressions]

But...grammar is always contextually appropriate.

If we start to decide when grammar is and is not appropriate, we risk slipping to far.

Re: text 2/3

[onlytwoexpressions]

TOO

Re: text 3/3

[onlytwoexpressions]

Primus above, I made a typo?! I've never done that before! Riptide, what's happening to me?! Is this what banter does?!

I was a fool, thinking I could play fast and loose with grammar!!

Re: text 3/3

[knaval]

magnus its one letter
youve written millions of reports
and probably missed like one letter before without noticing

Re: text

[onlytwoexpressions]

Riptide, that is akin to accusing me of murder.

Murder of our language.