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Hello. You have reached the personal comm of Ultra Magnus, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord. Second-in-Command of the Lost Light. I am unable to receive your communication at the moment, but if you could leave a detailed message, clearly stating your name, purpose of call, the exact date and time, and a method of which I can contact you, I will return your communication as soon as I am personally able. If this is an urgent matter, please state BEFORE you state your name the nature and urgency of your situation on a scale of one to ten; One being a minor emergency, ten being the rough equivalent of a necrotitan resurfacing and wreaking havoc on-- BEEP

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but your ultra magnus no more important than that you're minimus ambus little guy with a brain the size of a planet ship's bailiff, if nothing else im a stupid boat who can barely read and they have me digging rocks out the wings cause i guess i cant be trusted with anything else

[look at what tarn's done to him. LOOK.]

You're right, Riptide. I am Minimus Ambus. A no-name member of a now barren and empty House who aspired to be someone greater. Literally, anyone greater. I hid my name, my identity, in hopes that I could live forever as a legend, all because I wanted to be something more. Something like my brother, Dominus. The difference between you and I, Riptide? Is that I can hide myself in armor.

[Tyrest's words ring out in his mind. How he'd turned the title of 'Ultra Magnus' into a laughing stock. A useless pencil pushing bureaucrat.]

You, at least, can make people laugh. Look around you, Riptide, at all of the lives you've touched. Look how many came to your defense when I tried to arrest you. All you can see are your shortcomings because that is what is being shoved into your face. Step away from that and look at yourself objectively, and you'll find yourself surrounded by so many, many lives that want you as happy as you have made them.

[RIPTIDE IS KIND OF GLAD THIS IS TEXT BECAUSE HE'S CRYING A BIT??]

im trying but its so hard

I know it is. But I believe you can do it.

magnus is it selfish to feel like this?

Not at all. Why would you think that?

i dont know it feels really self absorbed

Rodimus calls it 'taking stock.'

[He is attempting a joke.]

clever

I'm trying to polish up my 'banter' in hopes it will help me acclimate myself better to our new ship.

it made me feel better!! so good job youre getting it mims

[it didn't but... this is just how riptide is.]

I wouldn't mind trying more banter with you in the future, Riptide.

its the one thing im good at magnus

Then you can be my coach.

are you sure you can handle the banter science of banterbury it involves lots of fake words

What? No one told me that. Are you suggesting one cannot banter without making up gibberish?

giggity wot m8 u aint ready for next level bantyburns

I think reading that made my fuel injector misfire because bile is literally rising in my throat.

that's too bad, magnus really it is

I refuse to believe that banter subsists off of made up words and actual nonsense! If that were the case, then we'd all sound like raving lunatics!

okay but seriously it does require a lot of thinking outside the box can u think outside the box magnus can do u it on the fly, with no preplanning and no like fighting thinking outside the box i mean like words using incorrect grammar on the fly

Everything you just said is something that I personally consider morally reprehensible.

but its what makes people smile and laugh look at it this way banter isn't something you do all the time there are certain situations where it's expected so you can limit your grammar warping to those mandated and approved social situations

But...grammar is always contextually appropriate. If we start to decide when grammar is and is not appropriate, we risk slipping to far.

TOO

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